PUBLISHED WORK
Points In Case
What Happens When I Release This Cart Into a Busy Parking Lot Is Completely Out of My Hands
Whoops, Must Have Laughed Out Loud in This Busy Cafe at Something I Just Wrote
The Abyss Stared Back, and it Likes What it Saw
Seven Ways to Stop Me Before I Start a Devastating Religion
Some Complaints I Have with the Garden of Eden
End Of The Bench
Jets Looking To Replace General Manager With Specific, Narrowly-Focused Manager
Jerry Jones All-In On Appearing To Be All-In
Slackjaw
Solomon’s Diary Before He Landed On Cutting The Baby In Half
Pros And Cons Of Humans’ Earlier Forms Of Communication
Greener Pastures Magazine
Workouts to Get You Looking Like Your Hottest Animal
It’s An Incredibly Far Way to Travel if You Wish to Rock and Roll
My Pre-Apocalyptic Workout Powder Does Just Enough to Ward Off End-Times Anxiety
Cord Cutting Guide to Murdering Your Climbing Partner
The Haven
Literature Based Wrestling Moves
A Few Ways to Just Be in the Moment
MuddyUm
Can I Live Rent Free In Your Head?
Whatever Happened to Snake Oil?
Make March Madness More (County) Fair
My Last Book Pitch After Years of Rejections
Medium
Prior Versions of Famous Quotes
A Few Things that Haven’t Been Invented Yet
So, You’re an Alien Stuck on a Foreign Planet
Author’s Archives Reveal Surprisingly Content Individual
Investor Pitch: BBQ Flavored Water
The Truth Behind These Unique Rules in Sports